Renovations

 

Castle Iconista is undergoing an upgrade. The decorators started work yesterday, as surly as anything. Today Iconista exchanged slacks for a short skirt and heels and today the decorators can't do enough for her. They just brought her tea, weak and black, just as she likes it.

Iconista adores men.

They're like Apple macs; so beautiful and so simple to use.

 

Dog Day Afternoon

 

Iconista promised pictures. You want words, go find some.

  

First one to mention puppies gets slapped.

 

Jayne

 

Lupe

 

Iconista always imagined Bette would be a cat person. Perhaps she's simply choosing dinner.

Pola Negri.

Cat People

Iconista will always prefer cats over dogs in the same way she prefers rich men over paupers. Cats take care of themselves. Dogs cling. Tomorrow Iconista will serve you a dish of clingers. Today let's admire self-sufficiency.

If you want to get ahead, get a hat

Must Iconista give names? Don't beat yourself up if you don't recognise these dames. Their egos may be bruised but Iconista believes that the only people who should recognise you in this life are your mother, your son and your gynaecologist.

Now, stop moving your lips and look at the pictures.